I was thinking she looked like somebody blended a picture of Melania with Ivanka.

Jesus. I missed the one about Andrew.

CNR is Charles Nelson Reilly. Here, educate yourself!

I thought St. Louis did something similar (or was contemplating it at least) when the Rams left?

In fact, if memory serves, he admitted getting money, (allegedly) not understanding what it was really for (one of the other guys was the ‘bagman’ who got it from the gamblers, and distributed it), and afterwards (I guess when the ‘fix’ stuff blew up?) tried to return it to like the secretary of the ballclub, who told…

Torch, that last bit is probably similar to sundogs - reflections off ice crystals in the air or similar.

No, yes, and absolutely.

Hey RN, did you get banned from The Takeout or just get bored with The Salty Waitress? I haven’t seen you there in a while, and it’s just not the same without ya.

Oh, I get it! It’s stream of consciousness! He stopped singing about Mitchell 5 minutes ago!

I dunno how unscathed the jump car was, but I can appreciate that they actually *made* this jump:

I can’t stand Elf on the Shelf, and won’t do it for my son - nor this gnome thing. At least one person on my Facebook posts that crap every year (maybe for her grandkids? all her own kids are I think old enough to know better), but this year... THIS year I found that Facebook will let me hide all posts about the album…

I’ll always think of...

That’s probably a good idea to not do it, I mean, you’d probably die of heart disease way too quick for all the baconators...

My wife did a meal with a glazed pork and beets and cabbage the other week, was out of either a DASH diet or diabetic diet cookbook, I think (I picked it out as ‘looking interesting’ from the options she suggested), and the taste was fine, but it was an ungodly red (AND there was a spill to the point that we had to…

Yeah, me too, and my first thought was hoping they’d work on student loans next...

Some advice: at some point after she gives birth and isn’t/is no longer breastfeeding (or in a period of time when she can afford to pump & dump), surprise her with a platter of sushi, expensive wine, some unpasteurized French cheese, and an edible.

Sounds like EVERYONE should reblog their announcement so it keeps getting flagged and flagged and flagged... so they’ll get the message (maybe)

...The promise of extra time in the ballpit?

“The two what?”