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We got 2 (different) Foreman grills for my wedding. We’ve actually used them both (the first one eventually got scratched-up heating plates); one was from my wife’s parents (IIRC), and the other was from her semi/mostly-estranged biological grandfather (who she’s never met, and this was in the period when he was

Stuff falling off the seat/falling over is terrible. It’s how my parents’ K car met a fire hydrant when I leaned over to pick up a thing that’d slid off the seat, and didn’t turn the car enough to keep going around the cul-de-sac...

I thought I also read once that the NFL really prefers the SNF to be more marquee, because it’s still (and even more so as cord-cutting continues) more likely to be seen by more people when it’s on traditional ‘over the air’ stations versus cable.

First time I’ve seen that one, but it’s like “ok, catch fence, coming apart, tumbling, bad, but he could... oh god, oh god, somebody else just plowed right through his tumbling truck!”

Every. Time.

Ah, the “DeLorean sourcing” plan, NOW I get it!

Gotta stop taking them out in the rain...

Oh man, I got a few:

Right, but both the SR-71 and the X-15 were *aircraft*.

The Blackbird is the fastest aircraft that will ever be built bc aerospace tech hit its absolute pinnacle in the 1960s.

And yet, Bill Bidwill is still a solid second in shitheel owner-ness in St. Louis NFL history behind ES Kroenke’s Hairpiece....

I mean, that lineman versus that returner, holy cow, I thought *that* was gonna be the glitch from the main image, before I watched it...

Normal, Illinois?

I worked there for 9 months a decade ago, right in (IIRC) the area centered on Detroit, Shooting Gallery, Mob Beating, and black gentrification. (All too true - there was an article in the paper about some lady getting beat up at a bus stop at like 2:30am one night, with surveillance video of it. Said video was from

The song sums it up:

Wait, so they made the practice field 10 yards too short, didn’t they?

Yeah, I was recently wishing that the cops would do a wipers + lights checkpoint kind of deal one of these days when it’s raining. I know it means they’d have to stand in the rain, but they could at least give people warnings. Or put the cop car there right by an electric sign that says “WIPERS + LIGHTS OR TICKET” or