I remember, maybe the first time I saw somebody win, it was countries in Africa.

Less cases of Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease?

Without Mike, it was all:

No idea. I’m not 100% sure it was her, but given that it hasn’t happened yet, and the mechanics didn’t spot anything... 

As an owner of a Sienna, I’m not sure it helps. My ‘03 Corolla with linear shifter I’ve maybe misjudged to N once or twice in 15+ years. Not positive, but I think my wife somehow managed to knock it from D to N on the Sienna twice in the first few months. (None since then, and the dealer didn’t spot any problems with…

...Or when I want to stick in 2nd to get going from the stupid stop sign in the snow. (Especially the one that’s right at the start of a slight, but definite uphill slope, that I can barely get through even holding it in second. And yes, I should get snow tires where I’m at, but I don’t have a place to store them the…

Eh, I’ve been doing fine without an NFL team in my hometown. It’s wonderfully freeing not having to care any more.

I’m sorry, but I have to disagree. Drew missed the true #1: Any Bollywood action sequence EVER.

I *worked* at a McDonald’s in high school in the mid/late-90s, through several Monopoly runs. I was like, “how can I not even get the stupid $5 prize?!”. And then this broke, and I was like “ohhhhh...”

I mean, world’s smallest violin and all that, but... better this than hunting lions and elephants and such in Africa?

Cleveland’s 0-16 is totally Browns-ian, because at least when DET did it, it was the first time for 0-16. CLE can’t even be unique/first on going 0-16.

I mean, if you can continue to suspend your disbelief at all the stuff they would never get away with in real life... not bad.

Eh, trying to figure out a “nothing better to do with my life” scenario for joining the Army in this day and age might seem more far-fetched now, versus the mid(?)-80s Army with nothing really happening other than the threat of WWIII. And where they’d drive the RV off to is a good question...

Hey, from what I could find, cows kill 20 Americans per year on average,* and the numbers are so low for chickens, that they can only find one case, where a chicken stabbed a guy at a cock fight.

Serious question - other than owning the Jaguars (and that only cuz ES “The Hairpiece” Kroenke, who I think should be on your list, preventing him from buying the majority stake in the Rams), what’s wrong with Shad Khan? IIRC, he came here to the US as an immigrant, and built up his own company and made his own money.

No more league-swapping!

Came home from college one day. They’d been dumping stuff on the bed. The light wouldn’t turn on, I figured I’d make sure the extension cord behind the bed was plugged all the way in. Spoiler alert: It wasn’t. When I moved the mattress out enough to get at the plug, a paper clip fell with pinpoint precision to land…