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Good for... her.

This is going to sound like I am picking a fight, but I am genuinely curious as to what the difference really is between Portrait Art and the Selfie Generation.

Dave Grohl + horse

I'm not a misandrist, but [men are pretty fucking stupid.]

I want The Roots to re do every song on the radio. They can have their own never ending franchise like Kidz Bop and NOW! or whatever.

Portmapocalypse!

First, it started with brunch. Then came labradoodle, staycation, bromance, hasbian, webisode, cosplay, threepeat, cronut, and now DUFFINS?! What will the shadow portmanteau industrial complex come up with next?!

To me, the faces the Panic! guy makes when he sings are too silly to get the panty dropping vibe going. Plus the song is too upbeat!

I adore her so much.

Cute! Now explain how homosexual and bisexual people fit in to that.

Lorde is my spirit animal.

Supports loving the alien:

You're forgetting the most important part! Does she have dinner ready for her king by the time he comes home?

Yes! Brilliant!

Schnapps is that friend you only want to hang out with in groups of people.

But it doesn't come with her sweet horns!

I hissed at the computer when I read that. >:(