Muppet Mondays? :D

"Couples where the man does typical feminine chores have less sex. When gender roles are confused, sexual roles are too."

I would LOVE a regular feature where someone sleuths out what people wear on TV, and where I can buy such clothes. Just the fact that these clothes are in stores that are in my area makes them 100% more accessible than I thought.

I refuse to eat mushrooms because they remind me of earlobes.

Confused about why the ambiguous bodily fluids comment was necessary on the Ke$ha item. Was that supposed to lead me into thinking she is covered in vomit and semen or something?

Someone photoshop a packet of Splenda onto a Slenderman body because I feel like no matter what I do I can't get away from it. SPLENDAMAN

Perused your link and

I believe this post trumped the article itself. Well done!

Fun aside: I had a friend that called XL size tampons: TAMPOONS. As in a portmanteau of tampon and harpoon.

Yessssssss I'm sure all of the events in this column truly happened.

I illustrated a map of the US by governor's party with this data. It's interesting. God help me if I got a state wrong, now I'm paranoid. Haha.

Is Eric short for Erick Erickson?

This guy needs to just give up and play the Sims.

I adore Hailee Steinfeld. ADORE.

Oh my god their voices. I think I just released a couple eggs.

Oh HELL yes.

Well, yuck.

This is a genuinely ignorant question: do we still refer to her by her maiden name?

Hooray for GoT names! :D