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Thank you! :)

I love Louie C.K. He's like the ginger version of my best friend in the whole world. Also I don't think the second video is working. Could just be me.

If you publicly shame your daughter on the internet, don't be surprised if she acts like a bitch. Monkey see, monkey do.

Yes!! Gina, do the thing!!!

It's her body.

I searched high and low for a picture of hipster cookie monster to respond to this comment, but, alas. None to be found.

I read this quizzically right as the lyric floated by my ears. You have impeccable timing.

Rage derail: CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THOSE LAWS ARE SO INSULTING?!

Marchaprilmay and I use that term in the same way Lindy does in her fat-shaming articles, just to clarify.

Matching t-shirts with sassy sayings and private parties. Ummmm.... what else.... "prestige"... ummm.... I can't think of any other reasons why I joined back then, to be honest. It was a silly time in my life.

OMG this comment I am dying! Hahaha

I was in a sorority. The alumnae who come back to help at recruitment, especially the ones who are much older than the collegiates, are only there to make sure you don't screw up and let fatties and minorities in. I swear to god. I got into a shouting match during a recruitment party over how idiotic their ideas of…

I can't believe it, but I want EVER YSINGLE ONE OF HTEM OMGG

A magnolia tree! How perfectly Southern.

Age: 16