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1/22/14
11:18 AM
24

It's true. They can always be counted upon to comment on random pictures. "HI HOW ARE YOU SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU HAPPY IN LIFE NOT A BABY IN DIAPERS ANYMORE SAY HI TO YOUR FOLKS FROM ME AND LARRY. WEATHER SURE IS NICER ON MY ARTHRITIS HERE IN TUSCON.

1/21/14
5:09 PM
21

An issue has been fixed that caused Unicorns to lose their special powers when using the Make All Happy cheat. Read more

1/21/14
3:05 PM
98

"But there's a white lady chair!" "This is a play on Allen Jones' art from the 60's; why is it only bad if it's a black woman?" Is it possible that there might be different connotations and implications with a black lady chair than with the white lady chair (besides the obvious sexism in the whole depiction of women Read more

1/20/14
1:01 PM
33

Because they spent $10,000 on something stupid and now they have to try and legitimize it somehow.

1/20/14
12:53 PM
16

"from a lovely woman in dim lighting to a lovely, flawlessly made-up woman" oh just shut up already

1/20/14
12:14 PM
8

I think we're up to what, maybe three different Gawker network sites that have posted this independently without cross-posting?

1/20/14
12:10 PM
106

What if y'all give retouching like a three month break here on Jezebel? Maybe?

1/18/14
1:24 PM
55

You've dug a mighty fine hole, Jez. Now stop digging.

1/17/14
6:02 PM
44

Just. Embarrassing. Over the year I've become more and more embarrassed to tell anyone that I read Jezebel. All of the insightful, eye-opening articles are always overshadowed by petty crap like this. Do you realize that we often come across as petty, whiney, overbearing hypocrites?

1/17/14
5:20 PM
26

Fuck off, Jezebel. Seriously. Posting untouched photos in which you fucking nitpickingly went through and highlighted all of the "flaws" that Vogue retouched didn't do anything but put a bad taste in a bunch of people's mouths.

1/17/14
5:18 PM
65

Yes, wring those hands, Jessica Coen, wring them good and hard while you flush your make-up down the toilet and smash your camera because it has a red-eye filter.

1/16/14
9:36 PM
5

Could not have put it better myself. I cannot stand the catty tabloid shit and even the supposedly "empowering" articles often feel like someone "trying on" a feminist concept, rather than actually digging in to the issue at hand. The ability to critically think and write seems to have gone out the window and I'm not Read more

1/16/14
6:15 PM
572

And how does a person respond to something like this? How does a woman who started reading this website as a teenager, who used to seek refuge here when her ideas about gender and equality were shot down by her friends, peers, and sometimes even family, who for some reason imagined this place as being a center for Read more

1/3/14
9:23 AM
41

You don't seem to understand how college rivalries work.