Ten bucks that she and her husband had premarital sex all over the place and think their kids are too stupid to get away with the same.

If I never hear the words "Obamacare" and "twerk" again, it will be too soon.

Justified anger at racism is a powerful thing, which is why stupid white people want it. Because you know, stupid white people get nervous when they don't have all the power....

Kyosuke, you rock. I will be passing this article along to my trans girlfriend. :)

"Whiteface." Lord have mercy. Poor stupid people of my race. They just NEED to minimize other people's problems by appropriating them for themselves. And conveniently ignoring hundreds of years of privilege....

Have you ever tried bathing a corgi? The look of utter betrayal is just....

One word. Beatlemania.

Dad? Is that you? Dad get off of Gawker ugh you are embarassing me!!!!

I often wonder if that is the case with him.

Did we have to start this article off with a campy Godzilla reference?

I find some comfort in finding one / combo of them that looks like me.