Addendum: The JEMELE HILL email is better if you see the formatting.

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

1) I have wide ass feet too. I feel your pain.

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

Wow all the whiny little bitches and haters all in one place. How convenient. 5 Super Bowl Titles and GOAT. Enough Said. deal with it you whining excuse making little girl wannabes. YOUR team sucks. New England is a proven Dynasty and best NFL has ever seen. Your Patriot and Brady envy is rotting what little brains you…

counterpoint: “Hey Envy” would be a worse song

What I’m saying is, there were actually TWO monsters....and one WAS named Frankenstein.

No shit. Charging this poor guy $440 for bottle service is unconscionable. 

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THEM. REMEMBER THE TITANS. 

Deadspin needs to dig a little deeper into this guy who bought three J.P. Losman jerseys. Jesus christ

In the way she nicknames a black man—a full-grown, sentient human being—“Swag” rather than addressing him by his name because it so happens to be her father’s. (What, were “Dope” and “Wavy” already used?)

I remember watching his dad pitch at Shea as a middle reliever, and I knew almost immediately that he would go on to have a son that would play under an NFL coach that has horrible clock management abilities.

Anyone who punts from the opponent’s 15 yard line deserves everything that happens to them.

Here, I made this to help with the visual. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Flinging ourselves headlong into bankruptcy to own the libs...

If you do try beets, put a note in the bathroom reminding yourself, so you don’t panic in the morning.

the judge should order them to tweet “croatoan” and delete the account 

You could say that Andy is... an upset ex-employee of the Roanoke Times.

I think these women are saying they did Nazi this coming.