Team doctors placed the odds of Curry returning this week at 3-1.

Speaking as a Japanese guy that flies a few times a year to Japan, Chicago makes sense because Chicago is a major United hub, and offers numerous direct flights to Japan.

Any male who uses the term “alpha” to describe themselves or as a screen name is most assuredly a fucking tool.

I only buy stuff on Switch now, so fingers crossed for a port.

Obligatory:

Doc Rivers could use a laugh right now.

Ray Allen was catfished by Allen Iverson?

So, is this a bit of religious editorializing, or is he describing the American Penal system?

What if I use my paper money to roll one of those legal marijuana cigarettes? is it still worthless then? Lets see your bitcoin do that.

I had a white friend who would curse you out if you asked for a gift card for Christmas. Like she’d legit ask if you hadn’t been raised right.

Gronk only pawn in game of life.

He probably met their fan.

“First he must remain abstinent for a year. Butch Jones, on the other hand, can immediately get back in any ho.” - the NCAA

I have a kid coming soon and I’ve been thinking about this a lot:

How do you explain to a kid that the world is like 97% scams?
Look at the Internet, for example: I will probably encounter 100 scams today just while shitposting around middling comment sections instead of working!

ain’t y’all’s tall asses get all the channels anyway, walking-ass antenna motherfuckers, sad tall boys, old high-crying sad bitches, can’t you just look directly in the satellites

I’ve been to Jacksonville once, where I, too, was blacked out.

Laws are for poor people.

Are they trying to shrink dicks with Virginia Black too?

Are they trying to make me think of Anaconda Malt Liquor with this ad? Because that’s what I’m thinking of

It sounds like this woman mastered one of those hard-to-find dragon shouts: “Fuk — yu — bro!”