I think it’s pretty tough to break scoreboards nowadays. The material they make them out of is just so... Hard(en).

“I guess you fake nerds and ‘science bloggers’ haven’t read The Origin of Specious, by Charles Darlin (my fishin’ buddy). Get informed, trolls!”

It’s accredited in the Bible as well.....

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

His best course of action is to retire after the season and live the life he’s earned: unlimited time with his toy trains, conductor’s hat, and hourly snack breaks of mashed potatoes with mayonnaise.

Hey, fine, and I wish you the best with that. The terms as they stand for anyone who actually wants medical help and insurance coverage, assuming most human beings, have to address how those terms are clinically defined or they are on their own in terms of paying for help.

Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

Lol what the fuck are you talking about.

He was scary until you completed the challenge mission modes and unlocked the rocket launcher with infinite ammo, then Nemesis became your bitch. Now, that challenge mode... holy fuck that shit was fun. My best friend and I found a path where you could rescue all the survivors and max out your reward credits but RNG…

Fuck it, Lebron’s the GOAT and I don’t care what people say.

Not that LBJ doesn’t get away with some shit, but MJ also would have taken about six steps with the ball in his hand on such a play and not gotten whistled for it.

I don’t think thats what Estrogen does...

Yeah, but at least it’s a dry tweet.

So they were sent walking in Memphis by the officials, but do they really feel the way they feel?

They are Smoothie’s homies.

He’ll find a way. He’s got a binder full of all the gay parents in Maine. And they’re all from places like Connecticut, Brooklyn, the Bronx!

Here’s one you can’t blame on Shifty and D-Money, Maine.

Think about how good that QB-WR-RB trio would be if it was still 2009?

I’m expecting a regression, since nothing gets Peterson more motivated than the opportunity to whip some young Bucs.

I’m always curious how much do you actually enjoy playing a game if you end up downloading an application that plays it for you.