This is why you never go to a NFL game.

That’s one body part that does not tell lies, I’m told.

For the first time ever, Isaiah Thomas gets defensive.

Don’t underestimate the power of a change in scenery. Regardless of playcalling and teammate chemistry, the overall organizational culture should really allow Peterson to thrive. After all, who knows more about abusing children than the Cardinals?

Fuck that blue field. Its unwatchable. (respectfully)

Speaking of Washington, he once confided to Betsy Ross, that he had vigorously admonished Martha for not properly airing out her “country”, as he referred to it...

Lol all I’m saying is that we need to pay attention to the negative margins when adjusting capital in order to comply with the Nate Yodel Dictum. We can’t just raise rates without lowering overhead and accounting for variance in the outcome/income/piss bucket ratio.

*rolls eyes* Great another internet financier. Have you ever heard of the Glossom-Bogar Effect? How are you going to keep the Gladus curve in nominal alignment? Everyone is all like “Oh why don’t we just let people work for money to buy things!” I didn’t go to the Xavier School Of Magic Finance for nothing you know.…

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Eh, you can’t control what turns you on, only the actions you take in response to it.

I think stork is under used.

I think stork is under used.

The controversy took on international proportions when Rex Ryan commented, “Footy is strictly for totally straight, completely not-queer people.”

“One meal a day” doesn’t really work as a diet plan if your one meal contains more calories than you should be eating in an entire day.

I starred this because it makes me feel better about not giving a shit about my miserable job.

Maybe have maids do the tattooing, it appears they can do any job and everybody is ok with it in japan.

I was at the Pats game, and they had a state policeman singing the anthem, and I heard the booing after they announced he was a state policeman, and I was like “yea, fuck those guys. they owe me at least $500 for bullshit tickets”.

[fart sound]

In Miller’s defence, he had a traumatic game; he had severed the top of his thumb, before being able to quickly reattach it.

What’s the final solution to the Jason Whitlock question?