dead-end perimeter dribbling and spasmodic lurches

This is the aspirational creed of any real attorney.

I’ve noticed it as an option on the menu for four or five places that have opened up near me recently, but I don’t trust it. If I don’t see the beers go back there...

Didn’t say they didn’t. Said they’re not doing anything that warrants pulling an all-nighter.

Came down here to say just this. What an asshole.

My first two playthroughs each had question marks that bugged and wouldn’t disappear. I could not allow that to stand.

Yeah, I certainly agree with all of that. The bankruptcy was filed on the day his testimony was scheduled about his net worth, so we know this extra $2mil came from the civil trial between this lady and 50. In most states, though not all, evidence of net worth is inadmissible at trial because we don’t want juries to…

Haha yeah I chuckled when I read that part. Makes me wonder why it was only $2mil, though.

My wife is a brilliant bankruptcy attorney, but I’m an idiot so take all of this with a grain of salt —

Couple of things:

Was surprised this wasn’t all of the posts...

This guy gets it.

Well, we’ve done it. We’ve gotten rid of the stupid cat in the box. We can now safely just use Marky Mark.

Not a single one of the white people in that video are coming anywhere close to dancing, but leave the guy on the ground alone.

If only Elway had made it in at 8, Eli would have been safe.

About a month ago, my wife asked me to pick up some tacos on my way home from work. I stop into this taco joint, Torchy’s if anybody is familiar, and have a beer while I’m waiting on this to-go order.

Started feeling bad because I don’t remember this from torts, and I’m a PI lawyer... Then I remembered that in Texas, by statute, if you slip and fall on a banana peel, they just put you down. Prof probably just decided to skip those to cut time.

I totally agree with this. I was about the same age when it came out, and dude messed me up for a good long while.

I admit... this one got me.

It’s strange to me that you classify that as meek. It clearly contains two of the strongest words ever used in any argument.