In fairness, you need to substitute “black leaders” out for “the only black people he could think of” for that to be true of what Trump did...

Whoa now. Let’s not attack all boat-lovers because Steve is a fuck up.

The opening volley of characters includes Moses, so I think prophets are on the table.

Yes.

TL;DR I could tell you weren’t from Texas from the first word.

If that’s true, how come I’m out of Cheez-Its? My regards aren’t even that warm.

This has been true of my play over the last three installments for sure.

Leaving this whole women in bar fights thread alone, oddly enough, in this context, the “bitch move” would actually likely come into play.

I came here for the Simpsons reference. I left disappointed.

You sound slick as shit if you say he’s charged with “crime-x and a lesser-included offense” rather than list out “third-degree assault... attempted third-degree assault.” And if somebody makes a comment, make sure to point out that you know that’s REALLY an inchoate offense. Then, remind them that you are the law.

Unintelligible. She meant unintelligible. This ain’t Pootie Tang.

86. That thing was hot. Drug Wars, too.

I’ve never been on a jury panel, but I deal with jurors regularly.

You, sir or madame, have a fundamental misunderstanding regarding the American Justice System.

Are you implying that the Fuckhead community doesn’t deserve any consideration?

Is the argument that some people in this age range did use the slur as an insult or do you believe that somebody in these comments has been pro-using-the-slur? 

Well, we’ve already got a pretty strong start on literally every 30-40 year-old man checking in...

Sorry, man. You’re just wrong.

My wife sends this to me when she knows I’m having a bad day. It cheers me up every single time.

I love the reverse racism truthering, but isn’t the Notre Dame mascot a Leprechaun not an actual Irish man? Is it racist if they’re made up?