Whats with the lsd inspired toys? Just give me a grimace with 2 eyes.

Another tik tok/reels meme comes to mind... the “don’t do more work then you are paid to do, you are not a slave”. If the managers don’t want to have more staff scheduled to cover the shift, then people get to wait. You work at McDonald’s. Wtf are they gonna do? Fire you? Good luck finding more workers.

I could see it if the figures were good, but they’re ugly AF.

I hate people who don’t seem to understand that drive thru is for quick orders... coffee and a muffin.  A cheeseburger.  If you want 43 orders of fries... come in to the darn store.  What the hell is wrong with you.

Are we sure that people are buying these things for the (hideous) toys based on a collaboration with some clothing outfit that I guarantee you no one has ever heard of, or are people buying these in droves because it's just a happy meal for adults and it's the *nostalgia* they're actually buying? Reading through the…

I think its less people want them and more this fucked up “collector” economy where this sorta weird shit sometimes blows up and gets worth insane amounts of money. Like those weird bear statues, early funco pops, etc.

Who the fuck wants these grotesque monstrosities?

Imagine how popular these would be if the toys weren’t the ugliest things I’ve ever seen.  Or the tie-in brand was something people had heard of.

Back in the day, at the height of the Beanie Baby craze, McDonald’s had mini-Beanie Babies (“Teanie Babies,” I want to say?) and it essentially caused a huge crisis everywhere there was a McDonald’s, with lines a mile long in the street in many cities, people getting the Happy Meals and throwing the food* into the…

Biblically accurate fast food mascots

please explain the appeal of birdie with four eyes please I cannot for the life of me figure it out

I...don’t get it. For one, the toys are ugly. A bunch of adults really want that thing? And secondly, best I can tell, the meal is either a Big Mac combo or a 10 piece nugget combo, which are already on the menu. So its not like a special order item. They’re really getting that much more swamped they can’t handle more…

Whatever it is, I hate it now because those toys are ugly as sin.

They complain about their job, you complain about their complaints, and you think they’re the ones crying?

spoken like a person who’s never had to work a food service job. 

Why do they have four eyes??? Is it a reference to something? Is it a meme? I’m ordering from Wendy’s until whatever the hell this is blows over.

Cactus Plant Flea Market-style four-eyed toys of the old McDonald’s characters

God those toys are so ugly. 

Right now would be the perfect time for them to unionize.

Gosh golly, I’m 46 and if I want a goddamn Happy Meal I go ahead and buy one. I’m not so emotionally regressed that I’m incapable of indulging myself with fun things just because I’m an “adult”.

Why do I suspect this “adult” Happy Meal is gonna cost something like $10-15?