I'm sure all the servers would love to walk out on their shitty jobs leaving you no one to boss around when you celebrate your promotion at your non-shitty jobs. Because they'll all be senior managers and vice presidents and shit, and there won't be anyone left to bus your table or bring you your stupid overcooked…

I end up asking myself two questions: what self-respecting person would pair Cool Ranch Doritos with a taco, and why can't I stop eating them?

I don't think it's the video games as much as it's his parents at fault for not teaching him. They probably use video games to babysit/raise their kids. Sadly, it's becoming pretty common nowadays.

There's adults that think McDonalds not having chicken nuggets constitutes a 911 emergency.

Right? I basically skimmed as fast as I could to find where he mentioned the region. And then I was all, "Haha, suckers! I may pay unreasonably high rent, but at least my Chinese food doesn't have rat crap in it probably!"

Never happier to be a Californian than right now.

Thanks, Colin. You have officially ruined Jewish Christmas!

Some people dont understand this from the restaurant/chef POV, so I'll try to explain here.

The purist in me never believed California Rolls should be on a sushi menu.

I was at Disneyland (with my daughter) and this dude & his daughter was in line with us. We'd been waiting for kind of a long time and were nearing the front and his kid was acting up a bit. "Do that one more time, and you're not going on that ride," he said. They were next to go on the ride when the kid did it again.

I was serving a grandfather and his teenage grandson. The kid asked for a bowl of chili, at which point I explained that we were out of chili, apologized (why we as servers have to do this, I don't know, but we do) and told him the other soups we had available. The kid said, "But I wanted the chili." Ok, well,…

There's always money in the banana stand, too.

Ok, I'm curious. What do you see as being the appropriate response to someone who comes along specifically to say "you suck and should feel bad"?

*hug*

Here's an idea: don't sexually assault your girlfriend.

If it helps, my wife has a matching Star Sapphire ring.

Nah, what's needed here is willpower.

Plus, I wear a custom made Green Lantern ring.

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I've been in that situation, SiS, and let me tell you, it's not easy. I didn't have anywhere to go, and on top of that, my girlfriend was pregnant, so I REALLY didn't want to break up, so we didn't. I stayed in my sexless relationship with a woman that denied and denigrated my sexuality constantly, and inertia…

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