I can’t resist dropping this: A friend’s neighbor is one of the TMZ leaks from the International Falls airport. Her boyfriend was working there when it all went down and said Pitt was drunk off his ass and did drive around on the tarmac in a fuel truck while Ang stood on the steps and screamed at him about what a fuck…

Their kids. Not her kids. Their kids.

I mean, she did carry around a vial of her ex’s blood, so the educated guess would be yes.

They aren’t just her kids. They’re his kids too and he has parental rights just as much as she does.

That simply is not going to happen. As much as many Republicans despise Trump, they are not going to vote for Clinton. It is borderline-fantasy to imagine the dozens of electors needed to deny Trump an automatic victory will refuse to vote for him. It is absolute fantasy to believe that those Republican electors…

We already do that, it’s just broken up into 51 different districts that have varying amounts of points for each one, and the winner is the candidate that gets the most.

only if their savior is nailed to it.

It is terrible. It is allllll terrible. Wtf is this watered down bullshit family fare fucking John Waters shit. Give me Divine or give me death. IT IS ALL Terrible.I forgive John for allowing this travesty but I do no forgive the audience. Go watch the original now people. Except no substitutes.

Not mad, dying laughing here. I was so going to write DUDE, NO after the Hulk Hogan trial but was pleasantly surprised.

Ridiculous! If you want something crass, I can hook you up. We made one for my friend, B, who got married to a great dude, J. We blessed them with #WeddingBJ

Number of guests does not make a wedding more or less of a wank-fest.

“This is people’s careers,” JackSepticEye explained.

You know, I’ve been upset about the election for weeks now...but reading this I now realize that human civilization deserves the coming apocalypse and I will face it in peace.

#thisisstupid

You are wrong, sir! This is the best, most magnificent song from Frozen.

Except no there aren’t. People have no problem judging the poor who are struggling with mental illness on top of worrying about being able to provide for family. Like I said keep it in perspective.

Enormously distressing is dealing with all of those things without the resources Kim and Kanye have. Put it in perspective here people.

None of the above.