WHAT! THAT TWO TIMING CREEP!

I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin is neither 24 years old nor from China.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

Nobody is denying a person's right to take naked pictures. They are denying the wisdom of it.

No, you don't understand. Their pictures are ACTUALLY being kept in a cloud! It's like in Hunger Games, when they display the fallen tributes in the sky each night. Just look up for boobies!

Its not right to blame the victim. But its perfectly reasonable to point out that a victim can be dumb and to warn other people against doing shit that could get them into trouble. This is a critical difference that Jezebel writers either are unwilling or to dumb to understand.

"Cloud (computing): A network of remote servers hosted on the Internet and used to store, manage, and process data in place of local servers or personal computers."

I am officially an old, because I think "Don't take naked pictures of yourself" happens to be pretty good advice for everyone, male or female. I can't imagine all those sports players who had their dicks posted on Deadspin really liked that experience either.

I mean, if *she* wants to be referred to by that name why not do what she wants?

The one about the gift — heinous. Gifts should never be mentioned. Really, you shouldn't even say "No gifts please" on a party invite when you don't want people to bring stuff. But to say, "Don't come without a gift"? Holy moly, that is beyond the beyond. I never bring gifts to weddings anyway, I always ship them to…

That's... the point of this whole article.

I'm sorry but I think you're overthinking it.

Decline. Send this as wedding gift:

Mark, I love that your Jez posts are frequently just a framing device to share ridiculous awesome stories about yourself. Never change!

My advice is to let her decide how she wants to be referred to. Because isn't feminism about letting women make their own choices and not having to align with someone else's believes? If she prefers to be referred to as Mrs. Husband Name that is her own decision, and it doesn't make you or your wedding any less…

As feminists, you should respect your mom's wishes to have her name appear however she wants it to appear.

Just one person's opinion, but if your mom is hosting the wedding, and she has asked for her name to be printed as "Mrs. McCoy's Dad's name", and you want to have your dad's name on the invitation ... if it were me, I'd put aside my own feelings about that construction and print your mom's name as she wishes it to be…

The RSVP card did also say "no presence please"

When I worked tech support for a large PC manufacturer, they printed 800-PC-NAME-PERMUTATION as the helpdesk number. Turns out it was 888-PC-NAME-PERMUTATION. 800-PC-NAME-PERMUTATION was a porn line. Good times were had when those customers eventually got through.

I got one like that (one of my phone numbers was similar to a local pizza place). Most of my calls were pretty normal ("No, their number is 7797, you called 7977." "Oh, sorry to bother you."), but I routinely got one woman (I am pretty sure it was always the same woman) who kept saying that I was lying because I…