WHAT! THAT TWO TIMING CREEP!

Seriously... I was like, "Wow what a nice fella!"

In my experience in Android, Swype has better word detection based on your swipe, but it's a little slower to react. SwiftKey has better next-word prediction and more customizability.

Uhm... Uhhhh... Are you... Did you...

This is the dumbest thing I'll read today:

Uhm... This is a warranted complaint. Get your sh*tty music off my phone

There's a fine marketing phrase for Motorola:

...getting off the JVM entirely...

You guys are forgetting Google rewrote the entire system for android L, they are dumping the Dalvik kernel, it will surely run on Art which is a lot less resource hungry

Hold off on buying it. The "Watch" is not sweet and will not make you a better person.

McDonalds. Peanut oil!? More like motor oil.

I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin is neither 24 years old nor from China.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

Do you have a Mac computer? If you do I would suggest waiting till iOS 8 and Yosemite are out till you decide to switch. If you have a PC, then just do whatever makes you happy. To be honest, switching between iPhones or between Android phones from cycle to cycle doesn't feel like you are getting something new, just a…

Nobody is denying a person's right to take naked pictures. They are denying the wisdom of it.

No, you don't understand. Their pictures are ACTUALLY being kept in a cloud! It's like in Hunger Games, when they display the fallen tributes in the sky each night. Just look up for boobies!

Its not right to blame the victim. But its perfectly reasonable to point out that a victim can be dumb and to warn other people against doing shit that could get them into trouble. This is a critical difference that Jezebel writers either are unwilling or to dumb to understand.

"Cloud (computing): A network of remote servers hosted on the Internet and used to store, manage, and process data in place of local servers or personal computers."

I am officially an old, because I think "Don't take naked pictures of yourself" happens to be pretty good advice for everyone, male or female. I can't imagine all those sports players who had their dicks posted on Deadspin really liked that experience either.

Hands down, the linked article is by far the best review of the watch to date. By far.