I've said it once and I'll say it again, the shiny chrome version of watch looks gaudy as hell. Like it's made of the same faux-chrome trim Samsung puts on their phones.

Now here is a good argument. Or, at least, something worth talking about.

Actually, the 360 is nearly as customizable. It currently comes in 2 finishes for the watch itself, and there are currently 3 different band choices. In the next month of s0, there are 2 metal bands also coming to the market. Further, there are more bands planned for the near future. The Apple watch (from what I could…

Has anyone mentioned the little hypodermic that sticks you after you put it on and shoots you up with iObey?

Agreed. And basically the only conclusion we can draw from his comment is that he and his friends are all blind Apple fanboys of the worst sort, since he's extolling the virtues of an essentially unknown piece of tech.

How can you make a judgement of quality from random press shots and renders? How can you say it's far superior when we've basically not seen it function in any meaningful way? How does it look any better or worse than the other watches, since aesthetics is subjective? All the other watches are customizable too, since…

Which I wouldn't see any issues with. If you can take a joke that's already funny and make it better, that's your own skill.

You're right. That's not it.

So the fairest answer is: this will work with the iPhone, and the Moto 360 won't. Also, style is subjective.

Open your eyes and ask the question in what ways is it not better than moto 360.

can we ask agree that Apple just tried to trick us into buying their leftover stock of iPod nanos for a huge markup. I mean you could buy this 5 years ago for like $80.

Does it matter? Apple will make sure it only works with an Apple charger.

Seriously. That thing is shockingly hideous.

To be fair, it could have been an iPhone 3GS.

I mean, if *she* wants to be referred to by that name why not do what she wants?

That's... the point of this whole article.

Mark, I love that your Jez posts are frequently just a framing device to share ridiculous awesome stories about yourself. Never change!

The RSVP card did also say "no presence please"

When I worked tech support for a large PC manufacturer, they printed 800-PC-NAME-PERMUTATION as the helpdesk number. Turns out it was 888-PC-NAME-PERMUTATION. 800-PC-NAME-PERMUTATION was a porn line. Good times were had when those customers eventually got through.

I got one like that (one of my phone numbers was similar to a local pizza place). Most of my calls were pretty normal ("No, their number is 7797, you called 7977." "Oh, sorry to bother you."), but I routinely got one woman (I am pretty sure it was always the same woman) who kept saying that I was lying because I…