Oh, the horror. If the daughter has any brains, she'll say "yep, like many teens, I acted like a spoiled brat, got punished, learned from it, and grew up." Next.

She should go make her daughter listen to all of Sonic Youth's early records or something. Like a detox.

Or what they are praying for... some may be thanking/saying grace, some may be praying that Bill in accounting has a massive stroke before he catches that you attempted to expense your vacation.

Nor do I. I'll pray to my money to save some of it.

I would really like to know if they give this discount to anyone that prays, regardless of religion or which god they are praying to. I'm not religious and am not a fan of people praying before meals but they can do what they want, it's not hurting me any. I'd probably fake a prayer to get a discount. I have no…

He insisted I was never allowed to fart or burp in his presence.

My fiance and I had been engaged about 5 months by this time. He was moving in with me, but we got into a huge fight. One evening I accidentally burped. He insisted I was never allowed to fart or burp in his presence. Ha! I'm not one to get into farting contests or burp my ABCs, but occasionally one would slip if I…

I've followed Bloom's career long enough to get the impression that if he were any more mellow and chilled-out in real life, he'd be comatose. I remember a video somewhere of him getting into a confrontation with some drunk guy and just calmly talking to him until the other dude calmed down and they shook hands at the…

Samsung just throws 15 darts with no clue if any will hit anything until it does.

Conservatives' entire philosophy can basically be boiled down to four words:

So, for those keeping track at home: Hobby Lobby cares deeply about protecting the unborn when it comes to denying women contraception coverage under the Affordable Care Act. Hobby Lobby does not care deeply about protecting the unborn when it comes to ensuring that mothers are capable of providing for their new…

The more services they break out into individual apps, the less of them I'll use. With this strategy they may get me to delete my account altogether.

You know how NBC has MSNBC and they run commercials on both? It's like that. There are ads on Instagram and ads on Facebook. Multiple apps = multiple streams of ad revenue. There aren't any ads on Messenger yet but I'm sure that will change.

I think your complaining about a tech writer's critique of a tech company on a tech blog might be even bigger. But hey, you got to use an overused expression, so bonus hip points to you!

Ripley is the reason I became a feminist, without even truly knowing I was since I didn't know what the meaning of the word was, at the age of 6. I just was at a panel with the entire Aliens cast for Calgary's Comic Expo, and Weaver and Henn were talking about how the movie was so ahead of its time for women and I…

Thing is, the 10% of your brain thing is particularly egregious, and a particular pet peeve to many people. The fact they lead with that pseudo-fact in the trailer is a deal breaker for me.

Or that this is a SciFi movie, as in Science Fiction. I'm surprised that this aspect is being overlooked. Lucy is not, in any way, being marketed as a documentary.

And of course, in between those two, we got her:

The people going on and on and ON (like, ranting) about the "questionable science" must never have heard of the man. Or comics, even.