As if there was ever a debate, Kim K's boobs clearly are the fakest of the fake. Anyone with real boobs knows those warlocks flop down to the side when you're flat on your back, they don't point north like compasses. #iaintgotnotitties

LiLo just tries SO HARD for a selfie

You laugh out loud about odd things.

I feel like if you can't see yourself doing it[marriage] forever, then just continue dating...

Dude, that's how articles are titled. Jezebel titles also tell me that Jennifer Lawrence is my best friend, but I don't think that is actually true.

Personally, I don't really like being treated as a pet, but that's just me.

OK. In the spirit of being honest, I doubt you and I would connect because you referred to me as a drama queen instead of refuting my point. It's fine for our sensitivity levels not to match, but I didn't just write you off for having a different opinion.

I understand why you say this (I recall an afternoon when there were about 4 Jez articles with titles that started with "Don't" or "Stop"), but I think this is the wrong article to choose to point it out. "Stop othering me" is very different from "stop trying to make scrunchies happen."

So you completely imagined what this post was about and then criticized the writer based on things he didn't say? What a contribution.

Yes this article is telling you how to speak, instead of addressing an issue gay people have to deal with. It would help if you read past the headline every once in a while. You might actually....*looks to right, looks to left, whispers* learn something.

The fact that what you took from this article is "Jezebel feel[ing] the need to tell everyone how they can speak" as opposed to the larger point of generally recognizing the individuality of human beings and not engaging in "benevolent" stereotyping, which can be very insidious, is telling.

Obligatory.

I wrote this as a member of the minority group I am discussing, pointed out that people don't mean it badly and suggested that it might be time to retire the term. If you're part of the same minority group and disagree, fine. But if you're not, how is this post not appropriate?

Better idea: if God wants you to be a lawyer but not pay for school, do it yourself! Who needs a silly law school education? (I mean, other than the states that regulate the bar exam, but they've got nothing on GOD, right?) Home study law school FTW! What could go wrong with textbook-based, debate free legal…

Yeah it's super hilarious that hundreds of employees at the show/theatre (some of whom are working for minimum wage) are now unemployed just because you have a personal vendetta against literally one person of hundreds working on this project.

If ANYONE is even contemplating celebrating this because of Woody's involvement, you're an ass, FYI. When shows close, hundreds of people lose their jobs and on very short notice. Working in theatre it is incredibly difficult to sustain a career and it isn't just actors who lose their jobs or have shifts cut, it's…

Sorry, unimpressed. Get back to me when you're ready to make a bowl of potato salad.

The only notable thing here is that he raised money for a charity. Which I gotta say is more productive than my last dry spell was

Three whole months without masturbating?!?!? Jeez, I'll be lucky if I make it through writing this com

I just realized it'll be a year in August since I last had sex. I'm so good at this I didn't even have to try.