When I was 16 I embarrassed my mother at Galatoires by pronouncing the wine as "flaccid yet turgid".

Millenium Force is BAD ASS!!! One of the smoothest coasters I've ever ridden. Better than the Top Thrill Dragster...mainly because you get over 2 minutes of enjoyment versus just 17 seconds on Top Thrill. Love it when you're on the way up the hill and about 40 feet from the top, the belt starts pulling you just a bit…

millenium Force. Best coaster I've ever ridden.

Some people just don't want a huge phone.

As is "and go kill yourself you whiny little bitch."

Great, another gadget that puts children under more surveillance and discourages them from exploring their environment. Why not just spend the $100 on swimming lessons and help them acquire a skill?

"No one wants their young kids to fall into an unattended pool. It's (one of) a parent's (many) worst nightmare(s)."

People. Flip your phone sideways for making videos.

Haha I love that while crying over what you believed was a little girl's death, you still hit play on the video. The internet has trained you well

I love parent who doesn't rush right over when her kid is in danger. Because capturing the moment on video is way, way important then your child paralyzing herself.

I a love parent who doesn't rush right over when her kid is in danger. Because capturing the moment on video is way, way important then your child paralyzing herself.

CPS should be called on her parent's inability to shoot a video properly.

As if there was ever a debate, Kim K's boobs clearly are the fakest of the fake. Anyone with real boobs knows those warlocks flop down to the side when you're flat on your back, they don't point north like compasses. #iaintgotnotitties

LiLo just tries SO HARD for a selfie

You laugh out loud about odd things.

Dude, that's how articles are titled. Jezebel titles also tell me that Jennifer Lawrence is my best friend, but I don't think that is actually true.

I understand why you say this (I recall an afternoon when there were about 4 Jez articles with titles that started with "Don't" or "Stop"), but I think this is the wrong article to choose to point it out. "Stop othering me" is very different from "stop trying to make scrunchies happen."

So you completely imagined what this post was about and then criticized the writer based on things he didn't say? What a contribution.

Yes this article is telling you how to speak, instead of addressing an issue gay people have to deal with. It would help if you read past the headline every once in a while. You might actually....*looks to right, looks to left, whispers* learn something.

Obligatory.