Oh, effing great; so Facebook will know where I've been, where I am, AND where I'm going?

Better idea: if God wants you to be a lawyer but not pay for school, do it yourself! Who needs a silly law school education? (I mean, other than the states that regulate the bar exam, but they've got nothing on GOD, right?) Home study law school FTW! What could go wrong with textbook-based, debate free legal…

Yeah it's super hilarious that hundreds of employees at the show/theatre (some of whom are working for minimum wage) are now unemployed just because you have a personal vendetta against literally one person of hundreds working on this project.

If ANYONE is even contemplating celebrating this because of Woody's involvement, you're an ass, FYI. When shows close, hundreds of people lose their jobs and on very short notice. Working in theatre it is incredibly difficult to sustain a career and it isn't just actors who lose their jobs or have shifts cut, it's…

Sorry, unimpressed. Get back to me when you're ready to make a bowl of potato salad.

The only notable thing here is that he raised money for a charity. Which I gotta say is more productive than my last dry spell was

Three whole months without masturbating?!?!? Jeez, I'll be lucky if I make it through writing this com

I just realized it'll be a year in August since I last had sex. I'm so good at this I didn't even have to try.

Trending 4 years from now: #John&JaneDivorce2018 #iwilltakehimforallheisworth #blessed

Maybe give EVERY hashtag a second thought. Ugh.

Or maybe give hashtags a second thought.

I am admittedly An Old and as Behind the Times as I choose to be, but I do have an honest question: Why do people assume the public is interested in their wedding? I can see where they'd KNOW that relatives & friends would be clamoring for every picture taken, but why assume that the world is interested? Does it go…

"ABC has the uteran wall fortitude of a Duggar" just doesn't fit as well.

She only knows the depths of her own moral compass AFTER THE POLLING IS IN TO TELL HER WHICH WAY THE WIND IS BLOWING THIS WEEK.

It helps to read the story...even just a little.

Now with LTE!

Is she referring to the Scientology "clear" though?

Well, there is something about Obama's appearance that gets picked on. I mean I can't figure out what it is but it certainly colors the conversation about the man.

I genuinely believe this is false equivalence. Clinton was raised by a working class, single, mom and then went on to academic and professional heights. When he did it, it was "an American success story" and his country mannerisms were charming. When Obama comes in with pretty much the exact same personal…