Yeah...that phenomenon is actually less uncommon than you might think.

... yeah, I'll find achievements to be proud of that involve less risk of maggots in my ass, thanks.

This has to be one of the rudest things I've ever heard someone having a wedding do. I don't know if I would even really want to go if someone did that to me.

Isn't the celebration extremely premature?

"Decay?" I understand your point, but I work with dead people and I'm not that morbid/pessimistic about getting older...

Because it raises awareness of the fact that there is proper terminology and that this is something that should be covered in sensitivity training so that we lower the risk of hurting others with our words?

Probably because no one wants to go out of their way to defend the rights of people with really fucking heavy bags.

So you don't know how you didn't physically assault someone for something they had no control over (their parents paying for their college bills). Do you also feel the need to go over and slap a 12 year old with an ipod because they so deserve to get beaten up for owning something they were given.

It is never worthwhile to stay in and bill more hours. Calculate what that extra hour will earn you (protip: probably nothing, because you are salaried and your bonus is probably lockstep). Then, reflect on the lifestyle you're leading. Also, if that's how you talk to your friends, you sound like a passive…

While I agree with this article... If you need an ambulance, you need an ambulance.

Also, there's nothing in this forum that suggests otherwise; most of what happens here on this website strongly suggests that the private lives of celebrities matter. It's an odd mixed message. We'll obsess over what J-Law says, and wears, and thinks. But god forbid the day when she says anything that reflects an ego.…

I had no idea of her name.

Am I allowed to think that this policy is sexist and dumb, but also think that leggings are not pants?

Well, you see, my "race" is not actually Ghoulish Zombie.

It never ceases to amaze how even really obvious sarcasm goes over the heads of some commenters.

You can't call it institutional racism, but you can call it rude and in bad taste.

Well, she *is* African-American, and the attendant at the gym totally watched Colors once, so there is proof!

Sorry but putting Miley up against Tori is totally unfair. It only serves to showcase how simple, silly and without depth Miley's cover is. (And I like Miley's stuff, dammit!) A better title for this post would have been, "TORI IS QUEEN *DROPS MIC*"

Miley even sounds a little like Stevie Nicks if you close your eyes and listen with only one ear.

Ewwww Kanye's fingers look gross. He needs a manicure.