Who isn't pissed off at Clarkson, though? He's been on TV for well into three decades and Top Gear has been in its current form for more than 10. At this point, if you've been mentioned/slammed/insulted by Clarkson, shouldn't you just feel honored? It's like everything he says is bad is actually good.

Unless something comes up, I'll be there. Best of luck to you guys!

Mitsubishi Delica.
It's just so marvelously derpy, it's impossible not to love.

I have a mill. Measure it out and send me a sketch, I'll see what I can do.

I'm dying right now.

...How did they get in to the parking lot? Or rather, how long did it take them?

They should have partnered with Red Bull. Then they would have ended up with an unmotorized bike you don't have to pedal.

The FS Team Tallinn has you one better:

Those on-center donuts... dayum.

I teared up a little. That was beautiful.

You should join the i3 Detroit team.

Kettering does not have a power wheels team. I just happen to go there.

Every single race. Look for the short guy with a ponytail.

We had an unofficial Kettering team.

Thanks.

...do you need a hug?

I would be 150% OK with that. Bring the Thunderdome, I'll bring the power wheels!

...and that's why we have tech inspection. And waviers. And insurance.

Fair enough. Us short people do actually have something stacked in our favor for once.

They're entertaining, that's for sure. We do have a few stock wheel teams in the midwest, and it's awesome! But forcing it would be difficult.