Dagnabbit. Where's the 24 Hours of LeMons Supreme Court when you need them? Fines are meh. I don't think the major teams even really care about them. What we need is to saran wrap the offending yahoos to the top of a car to yell out an apology to the entire paddock...hahahahahaha.

An 850ci, a Stratos, and a 037. My first thought was "NO way is this guy interested in having a family."

It can't be anything other than Rally Cyprus 2002. Colin ended day 1 in the lead, ended day 2 in the lead, then on day 3 he rolled, broke his power steering, pushed harder to try and stay on the podium, rolled worse, "fixed" his car by kicking it, and still finished sixth

It comes with special countered pants to compensate.

If we get 1000 stars on this comment we'll create a Baja Bug class within our series.*

Lets see, he's never driven an F1 car before. Maybe we can let him do some laps at a test track, like Paul Ricard. You know, somewhere there isn't much to hit so he can get used to the power and how to drive this level of a race car.

Nah, fuck that. Lets just put him in the show car and let him do some donuts in a…

That takeoff attempt at 1:19... Ho. Lee. Shit.

How about this BMW?
http://palgume.pl/upload/2012081…

That would be amazing – your drivers could join such luminaries as Ryan Eversley, Nelson Piquet Jr., and Raphael Orlove as drivers who have all benifited from the Jalopnik Bump™.

I'd like to point out that the Power Racing Series will be racing at the Detroit Maker Faire at the Henry Ford Museum this coming weekend. Though I'm a bit biased being the founder of the league, our season is shaping up to be one of the most competitive yet. The current points standings are incredibly tight with less…

Don't let the normal sounding name deceive you, this is a race comprised entirely of Power Wheels cars. The budget is $500 and the results are awesome/hilarious. Our man Travis went to check a race out last year and drove the winning car which had regenerative braking and a 45 minute battery life. American ingenuity…

I desperately want to do this. Shoot, they make a VW Beetle now in the same color as the New Beetle rally car.

Alexandre: I'm bored. Pass me another olive.

right, and the guy in the Ferrari (and Porsche) are both driving home losers. Winning is pretty awesome, you should try it sometime.

Dear Doug,

Somewhere between Yes and San Andreas Fault.

Car 71, Datsun 280Z