This. I mean, it’s basically a tech-ified version of the rhythm method, and we know how well that’s worked out for Catholics around the world.

Yeah we’re trying to get pregnant and so I use the Clearblue fertility monitor and the “projected fertile dates” don’t line up perfectly with my actual ovulation dates. So if I was using it to tell me when I was in the all clear it’d be risky.  

I can’t believe they cited this as actual birth control. My app that I used four years ago warned that ovulation dates were an estimate and not to count on them absolutely. I was on a new bc and took my pill a few hours later and spotted. So I used my app’s calendar to use back up during the unsafe dates. Turned out…

That was my favorite Good Place thing of the week... until I learned that Manny Jacinto was at Saturday’s Jaguars game.

I loved D’Arcy Carden as Gemma on Broad City, so I was so delighted to find her here. I think in many ways her Gemma reminds me of Janet. I can’t even fully describe it, it’s like when it comes to delivery D’Arcy zags instead of zigging, and it’s perfect. She says these lines that would be flat with any other…

I HAVE WIND CHIMES FOR MY DING A LING.

I never knew I could feel so moved by someone receiving a shitload of cocaine, but I was.

Cocaine and basically a sex bot (Maximum Derrick!).

SPOILERS

“He dismissed reports that the attack was so severe it left him blinded in one eye.

I went over to IMDb to check whether Wahlberg had a producing credit, which might explain the pay discrepancy. But nope.

Trinh had two functioning eyes at the beginning of the assault. Now he does not.

That’s why I’m not saying there shouldn’t be a wage gap for the reshoots only that it shouldn’t be this huge. Looking at the numbers on boxofficemojo, her movies’ worldwide lifetime earnings are roughly 1.5 billion while his are 6 billion. That’s a quarter. One quarter of 1.5 million isn’t 1 measly thousand dollars,…

He’s starring in a movie which no one who has ever seen a transformers movie (willingly) would even consider going to. She is starring in a movie which many people who appreciate her are likely to see. This film is her demographic, not his. Besides which, the amounts are ridiculously mismatched. Even if your argument…

This is no small thing, though (and I know that you are not intimating that it is). He assaulted two men so viciously that he was tried on charges of attempted murder. One of the men he attacked was protecting him. The other was someone he did not wish to have to pay for his labour/goods.

Not to mention, between the two of them, Wahlberg has significantly more penis.

They likely all had a ‘gentleman’s’ (barf) agreement that none would take pay. But, in the case of some, it was *wink, wink, nudge, nudge.*

Other side of the equation

The more stories that I hear about Wahlberg, the more it pisses me off that he tried to get all of the assaults (the guy he blinded, the kids he hit with rocks and all the shit that he did as a kid) removed from his record.