I liked her up until the point where she rubbed her ass on a site in Hawaii that is sacred to the native population and then laughed about it on a talk show like it was sooooo funny and quirky.

How much you wanna bet Scarlett saw this and just dropped an epic “MotherFUCKER!” wherever she was at the moment?

You’ve sold me! 0:22 is just beautiful.

Actually (pushes glasses up nose) Jason Matthews, the author, is former CIA and wrote some really freakin’ fun books about double agents and handlers and CIA insider info and they are SO enjoyable. Darren Aronofsky optioned the movie like 5 years ago but ended up not directing it. For whatever reason it’s just coming…

Except in this case, the Soviets actually did have a well-trained cadre of women spies called “Sparrows” for soliciting secret information from foreign businessmen and diplomats, usually through sexy times. They were also allegedly trained as assassins. I’ll give them this one, but just barely.

My finace and I saw this trailer last night and I said “Looks like Black Widow” and when the Red Sparrow script came up and he said “close enough!”

The accent!! *claws at face* The equivalent would be a Russian actor cast as an American, who(se team) heard “American” and decided the character should sound like the Marlboro Man.

Black Widow was even a ballerina/assassin! Just give us a black widow movie already guys.

Seriously.....we all want a Black Widow origin movie and instead, there’s this? I guess CGI’ing Scarlett Johanssen back to her teens is too hard....

Sergei Polunin is in it!

Yeah, this is clearly like...someone wrote a Black Widow script, realized Marvel was never going to make a Black Widow film, so then said “FUCK YOU” and turned the ~SEXY~ knob up to 11 and then broke it off, and sold it as an original concept.

This feels like someone’s repurposed Black Widow script.

But more importantly, make a Black Widow movie already. And then an A-Force (the all-female Avengers squad) movie.

Because they couldn’t make Black Widow movie.

Things I’m more annoyed with than crying babies on airplanes:
1) Obnoxious drunken bros, same as you
2) Oblivious manspreading douchebags who aren’t just touching your knee but insist on taking the armrest, too
3) Grabby lecherous pervs
4) People listening to audio on devices without headphones
5) Dudes who buckle in their…

masters degrees and he’s the least intelligent, most unstable weirdo I’ve ever met.

Was it difficult for you when /r/incels was shut down? Do you need a hug?

Or you live in a major city like NYC, Chicago, DC, etc and public transit is the only way to get around decently. Jesus.

I can assure you that no one traveling with an infant wants to do this.

cool the troll is here.

Sometimes babies need to go places, too. You sound like my roommate when she says children don’t belong on the subway.