“If it weren’t for the banks all of you are representing, Main Street America as we know it today would not exist.”

“Unequivocally, this guy was the best shooter Dallas ever had.”

I once got IMMENSE shit from a bunch of dudes at my table when I was leaving a tip of 40% for our bartender. We always had fresh drinks, had the empty glasses carted away as soon as they hit the table, she had a crowded bar and always found time to set us up or get us fresh bar snacks when the basket got empty. They…

Of course US tipping culture sucks, but it’s what’s in place right now, and not participating in it isn’t an interesting intellectual exercise or protest, it just makes you look like a prick.

20% is minimum.

tin of shoe polish? what do you think he is the governor of Virginia?

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

They should really just use the entire main cast of Beetlejuice—Michael Keaton as the loner detective whose unorthodox methods might cause more harm than good; Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis as a good-hearted couple driven to extremes by extreme circumstances; Jeffrey Jones as a wealthy sex-offender, etc.

This is an unreasonably good idea.

“Okay now Alex let’s take a picture with your hands over mine. Ready... 1... 2... 3... WE’RE ATHLETES!”

Trump marveled at the size of Russian captain Alex Ovechkin’s hands

yes

Ed: “Rapey.” I meant “rapey.”

They also removed their Google+ post.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

Oh, hey. It’s Friday and Ley posted and...

Wow, choosing this week to decrease their social media profile? These guys don’t have an original bone in their body.

I was all ready to say something snarky in the comments until I saw that the dude is a Vietnam vet and the restaurant is his comfort and now I’m like “man, whatever gets you through.”

Dave Portnoy is the real life equivalent of Dennis Reynolds.