I wrote something to this effect on a staff chat a few weeks ago, I don’t know why but I just felt like I needed to thank you guys. I always liked sports. I played baseball until I got hurt and had to stop. I tried and failed at basketball. What I’m trying to say is: I always stuck to sports. When I started reading…

Speaking for the room.

holy shit I’m 31 years old and haven’t watched wrestling since I was 14 but that dude just made me want to watch next week.

Every single time I hear his voice. Every.Single.Time.

Thanks for getting me into a frothing rage during my breakfast for the past few years. I appreciate everything.

all those words to not say anything at all.

He is smart and thoughtful, that’s why he got pissed that a nobody tried to big time him.

The NFL is owned by an assortment of cutthroat financiers, pea-brained heirs, and hallucinating Packers fans. Being an NFL owner means you are an inherently unsympathetic figure...

I ain’t your buddy either, friend.

speaking truth to facts.

GIN?! I HATE GIN!

DID YOU FUCK MY MOM?!

My favorite part about IASIP is that my favorite bit always changes. Right now I die at the first scene of “Wolf Cola: A Public Relations Disaster”. The casualty with which Frank just plops down his gun and snorts blow just kills me every single time.

Sid Haig made me fall in love with Horror actors. I loved his performances. RIP, Captain.

I just want a job that can pay me enough to not have to maintain TWO jobs.

Fuck Paul Finebaum. If he doesn’t have irate southern grandmas calling in to bitch about Alabama, he ain’t worth shit.

what does Elon’s skin taste like?

dude. Imagine how much Tebow would have made if he could have gotten paid.

When the Warriors got Shaun Livingston I was working at a restaurant with my friends. I ran into the kitchen and told my buddy who was on the line, “Man, if you don’t like that Shaun Livingston signing then fuuuuuck you!”. From that day forward we used that as a catch phrase when he would do something in a game. It…

I love you for this.