I’m a Giants fan, so I got to see a lot of Tulo cracking dingers against them. Oddly, I know his uncle who lives near a restaurant I work at. Dude is one of the nicest guys. I met him in 2011 when Tulo was top 5 shortstops in the league (IMO). Since then, it’s been so cool to talk to him about baseball and being…

Pretty sure they’re talking about inconveniences, not life changing events.

I live with a cockroach problem. I’d bathe in those fuckers over having to hear a rodent infestation as I try to sleep every night.

Did they stand for the national anthem before declining tho? Inquiring minds and all that.

I miss being able to skate and not feel like I got into a car accident the next day.

I’ve watched that god damn snow dogs music video. Never again.

“I’m sorry sir, but I can’t allow you to enter the building with a firearm.” Officer leaves, comes back on an off day, problem averted. People are fucking ridiculous.

Honestly the review scared me because I know I have to sit through it at least two times.

My girlfriend is a tanned white woman. She has literally worn a crop top that exposed her entire belly, and a pair of booty shorts on a flight. The only problem we had was the dude at the waiting area staring at her for an hour.

Hey now, that’s porn to somebody. 

Seriously, what rainbow does this person live at the end of?

I just want to let you know that I have this terrible, terrible song stuck in my head because I had never heard Dolan’s band before and for some sick reason wanted to know what they sounded like.

*Goo Goo Dolls rises in the background*

I always see Dr. Phil with hair and no mustache.

I’m genuinely curious as to what the guys who play for the Giants MiLB team down in San Jose do for living. There’s no chance in fuck they can even afford to rent half a bedroom on a $20k a year salary out here.

His Lavar Ball impression gets me every damn time.

True, but I would bet money that next year we don’t see this same Raptors team on the brink of back to back titles (that’s IF they can re-sign Kawhi, which looks extremely unlikely). People like to hate, but you can’t deny what the Warriors have accomplished with this run.