Ok, the Raptors played out of their minds and won that game. Kyle Lowry was the leading scorer for them, and not one of their starters was below +10. They would have beat a team comprised of Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, and Kareem that night.

Steph Curry was not present for that game. The Warriors at full strength are an impossible force that no one in the NBA had figured out until they lost their best offensive player. 

All those words just to say you’re glad he got hurt?

ah shit that’s a bad one

I’ve said it before and I will say it until he is no longer relevant to the conversation: I dislike Lebron James as a sports “personality” but holy shit he’s the greatest athlete I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. Hands down.

My favorite is the old fat white guys I serve on the weekends who all had the same “Durant is just being a baby, he doesn’t wanna get hurt before he goes to the Knicks!”

You aren’t Canadian, stop it.

It is exactly the same phenomenon as when idiotic men insist that their preference for a particular sports team amounts to a crusade against evil.

• Michael B. Jordan

Best part of it all was just how fucking hard he wanted it to be in a win. He was diving on the floor for balls in the 4th, getting steals after Toronto defensive rebounds, all while he was visibly gassed. People who hate on Steph just don’t like fun shit.

I just wish my job offered PTO so I could do this. Every time I take a day off I stress out more because I’m not getting paid for it.

I wanted to be like this, until I started catching shit from co-workers and my boss about “leaving early”.

You literally just commented on my comment about not getting a lunch break for the past 13 years with: “That might be illegal.”

Millennial here: I have never had a lunch break at a job since I was 18 and worked at Cost Plus: World Market.

• “Boris, you were the one who mattered most.”

Oh shit didn’t hear that the first time.

Aside from their ads polluting the ever loving fuck out of my IG feed, is this stuff any good?

Aside from their ads polluting the ever loving fuck out of my IG feed, is this stuff any good?

Spoiler alert: If you’re looking forward to something that hasn’t happened yet and you want to find out about it not a moment sooner than it is “actually” happening then stay the fuck out of the blog post about it.

Nobody’s gonna be playing Luniz and sharing Humbolt weed in the parking lot at Chase.