nerd cash that will absolutely abandon them when the playoffs aren’t a preordained thing.

Lifelong Bay resident here: nah.

The only people I have ever heard have a “thing” for big balls were gay men. I have never met a woman into huge balls. At least not one who would talk about it.

Dante3k you and I both know that shirt cost more than our monthly rent out here. At least, that’s what he would say.

Pacer can’t pace himself.

Piling on at this point but thanks for the info. I just did it my self and I’m going to be telling everyone I know to do it now as well.

I’ve been in San Jose my entire life but never really followed the Sharks, until this year. For some reason the allure of Old Man Joe has grabbed my attention and if you ask any of my friends, it is as surprising to me as it is to them. I sincerely have been rooting for this team for the first time and if they win it…

“I’ll be dead before it gets truly horrific, so fuck it, I’m getting mine,”

As someone who has shitty versions of both: washer and dryer.

That article gives me chills. I’ve read it probably five times since it came out and every time it’s more relevant.

CHEESE FRIES OR POTATO SKINS

Obligatory:

I remember when I was 9 years old I was so fucking hungry waiting in line at a Burger King with my grandma. I saw a tray with fries all over it. I was so hungry, I grabbed a fry and just threw it in my mouth. Some damn Supermom sees me and starts yelling at me “DID YOU JUST EAT GARBAGE!?”

I want some of the weed that gets you so high your vision turns to whatever those goggles are doing.

DAMN! I wanted to post a Connor video. I just recently discovered him and both love his material and also didn’t realize how many times I had laughed at his stuff before I knew who he was.

Carolyn Meadows: So I can chug this beer. Now, give me back my meth.

I stopped watching after S1E4 (I know, it gets better, spare me) but I’ve kept up with plot points out of curiosity and mob shaming at the hands of my friends. Gotta say after reading these potential spoilers I feel like the ending of this show is on track to have a “That’s it?” cultural moment.

I just noticed that Barr looks like someone inflated Mitch McConnell.

I’m a Warriors fan and my favorite discussion to have with old guys who follow the team is the classic: is Draymond overrated?

Disappointing day at the office for this guy.