“Because it has feet that resemble paddles.”

Holy fucking shit I just realized Don Jr is every annoying step sibling anyone has ever had. Someone’s trying to tell a story and it’s a constant stream of “ME TOO HEY LOOK AT ME IM HERE!”

I’m sure you found out by now, but if you haven’t, maybe don’t?

TIL: Johnny Manziel has his twitter profile picture set as him performing the pledge of allegience.

“Dad these seats are so close I can touch the players!”

Just wanted to chime in and say NAH-UH THAT’S YOU!

As someone who played all those games: bravo sir, bravo.

Off topic: Is this HunterPenceNoneTheRicher relabeled?

Troll on then.

See I was gonna let you go and do your trolling thing but don’t you dare call Chipotle Mexican food you sick son of a bitch.

After reviewing the facts of this article my biggest question is what constitutes “genital manipulation”?

I really can’t keep finding out my favorites killed themselves.

We just need more Scal focused news cycles, IMO.

What’s racist about pointing out flaws in our judicial system?

And, the more money a person makes, the more taxes they pay.

Dude c’mon this thread isn’t even entertaining anymore.

Anyways, this is good news for both LeBron James’ son and Greg Oden’s great-grandson.

screeching brandwraith

So how much money do I have to crowdfund to see Tucker’s face throughout this exchange?

I’d bet money they “knew her personally”