you wanna be friends?

+1 bloody baseball

At least be able to afford to live in a house with a front porch and eat food on a regular basis.

My day job pays enough where I can pay my bills and buy woods.

Been doing the side-hustle for coming on 7 years now. It’s ok because I think it’s fun, but it has started to take a psychological toll on me where if I’m not working, I feel like I’m wasting time.

What does Italian shoe leather taste like?

I’m digging all the comments about ownership “putting the clamp down” so to speak on all these greedy, selfish players.

Well damn, didn’t even have to scroll past his first post.

Bro wears a white G-Shock mini and drinks LaCroix.

Let’s remember some guys!

Holy shit I was just discussing with a friend how I never finished GTA:SA because of this exact mission. Fuck whoever thought it was a good idea and double fuck the character of Zero for making me have mild PTSD whenever I hear David Cross’ voice.

And all that stupid talk all week about Goff’s “cool factor”. Dude looked about as cool as me the first time I got to slow dance in 6th grade.

Holy fuck man

True, but your buddy from high school reposting memes trying to get to 1k followers isn’t the same as someone forming a full fledged profit rearing corporation off of the same idea.

I remember when this became a thing with TheFatJew circa 2013-2014. Shit didn’t work. The problem is that people are lazy af, and rather than trying to follow the ACTUAL PEOPLE who make the content they enjoy, it’s much easier for them to just follow one account that steals it all and posts it to one place. It reminds…

“Smells like she was nibblin on little pieces of shit!”

Know what’s worth telling? Riley’s Sorry to Bother You, probably the most culturally important movie of 2018, which has zero Oscar nominations.

lol ok bud

Wait do you not know how dehydration works?

Because Americans can acknowledge their misdeeds against the gay community.