Wait what were you doing to help before you decided that it was just too much effort?

I love how she’s like “If I had even ONE champagne the night before”.

“Pffff Toradol? Let me tell you about the REAL dangerous shit. This here is Marijuana.”

FRESH WATER! Dehydration is real.

I remember when I visited NYC we went to Brooklyn to see Barclays. It’s a nice arena, but my only thought was “Damn. They let the NETS play here?”

Didn’t even realize this was a Drew post until I saw the Greggggggg section.

This cold is no where near the limits of what the human body can withstand.

Yes we can remember a guy who was supposed to be the next big thing turn out to be an average player.

Ray Ratto?!? What the generic sweater color is this?! I feel like my sports fandom has come full circle with you posting on Deadspin.

This guy businesses

Yeah but then his parents wouldn’t be able to teach him about BOOTSTRAPS when he’s 21 and can’t get laid because his teeth are throwing gang signs at everyone.

lol wut?

“What? I’m not allowed to express my political views? Why are you allowed to wear Inigo Montoya shirts? I’m offended by that so maybe we should be having a conversation about that shouldn’t we!?”

I got into a shouting match with my (MAGA) roommate last night about this. He was using the “they’re just kids” argument.

Ok I have to admit, when Bloody Shoes came out I couldn’t stand Cardi. Now, I’m over here trying to not stan Cardi to the point of creepiness.

Username has never checked out in a worse way.

Dude I just watched that video because of your comment and I think I just found my new favorite YouTube personality.

This dude makes more money doing this shit than I do stressing out about my job. This is crap.

fuck, I’m trying so hard to nullify his “I started this shit” claim.