I think this Bauer guy might kinda suck.

Then follow it up with a comment on the status of the guy’s career.

What’s more sad is I’m old enough to remember and reminisce about this exact time period for ESPN, not just First Take.

Tell your friend that quite a bit of HamNo’s writing is snark and satire. If you weren’t new here, you’d know that.

Nathan Peterman thinks the Raiders are a stand-up organization.

Ahhhh, you must be new here.

I used to be a Lebron hater. Then I grew up and realized that I need to appreciate the fact that I even get to see him play in real time. Now, after the school opening, and videos like this with his kids, I really get mad at myself for ever hating on the guy for ANY reason.

Sounds like you need a heavy dose of humor in your life.

Here’s the thing though: none of those are films.

Obligatory.

Ever stop and think that maybe that entire notion was bred out of something more sinister? 

I will never not fuck with Hov.

If you didn’t think that game was everything the NBA needs to be night in and night out you can eat my left shoe.

Did he kneel before he hit her?

Honestly anyone who eats at a celebrity themed restaurant deserves whatever stomach turning feeling they have when they leave.

I get extremely depressed when I read tweets like that.

Travis Scott ripped someone’s material? Color me shocked.

That chick is like 32. She’s a SOLID millennial.

Holy fucking shit this is the level of no fucks given I strive for.