Honestly her name is the most interesting part about her.

aw fuck man of course the one part I cared about is unreported.

My comment still stands.

Ok so if he doesn’t get the max what will be the reasoning?

I was playing a game with my girlfriend while watching Ozark the other night. Whenever Marty comes to a conclusion about what “to do next” in the show always mutter, “It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.”

God damn all this online shit makes me feel old.

Why in the fuck does ABC continue to give a platform to this mad lib of a person?

My favorite part is him in full uniform. You just know he looked in the mirror and was like, “Hell yeah.”

God damn that’s a good use of social media.

Anyone who votes for anything other than the dude who called 9-1-1 is disqualified. 

Fifth Level Grand Master xenophobe

Pictured: everyone who OK’d this fight.

Just shoot them an Abraham Lincoln on the one day they do clean up after you. You pooped in that toilet that they gotta scrub, after all.

Have these people never heard Mariah Carey’s speaking voice?

Thanks!

Sounds like a plan. How hot should I have the burner set for the sear?

So what do we do if we just have a thin aluminum grated pan? It’s all I have.

It was a quick “we dealt with some things internally” comment. But the media out here BLEW THAT SHIT UP because multiple reporters talked about shit that went down. Around the 1:05 mark is when the question is presented. 

THAT THING COSTS $62.99!? WHAT!?

Remember last year after they won and David West basically said everything was fucked behind closed doors? I fully believe it was KD being a bitch that caused that “situation”.