So you watch a lot of Real Housewives is what you’re trying to say, right?

Football, amirite?!

The Onion makes me simultaneously laugh and cry every time that becomes a headline. Which is, like, once a week.

What type of weed do you smoke? I need some.

MF’s mad in these comments because they’re at their shitty jobs all mad that Ye getting more pub.

Oh wow an Australian with racist tendencies? Color me shocked!

Oh wow an Australian with racist tendencies? Color me shocked!

You’re dead on with that one. I play RDR2 in 1-1.5 hour bursts and I already feel like I’ve done A LOT in the game. Can’t wait to keep going.

Dude I’ve been wanting to but I just don’t have any of that shit. What’s it called? Oh yeah, free time. That shit.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down with that poised and rational response. This is the internet in case you didn’t know!

Just wanna point out that in the middle of a celebration, with alcohol flowing everywhere, Alex Cora took the time to not only point out the person who threw a beer, but stopped the parade float to make damn sure the person was caught.

Oh man can we play the “looks like” game with Matt Patricia?

Dead Space’s first sequence fucked me up amazingly.

Portland, Ore., couple Rashsaan Muhammad and Mattie Khan were running to grab a quick bite to eat at Big Burger when they spotted a woman bearing the skin color of an American terrorist standing across the street looking at their parked car.

Niecy Nash consistently makes me smile no matter what she is doing. I love her.

good shit.

His voice sounded exactly like what I thought it would sound like.

Ok I can’t be the only one who wanted Jet Moto.

Oh man I love how much the Oakland kid comes out of him when he’s heated. I hope that heckler had his buddies talking all the shit to him as Dame was goin off.

oh no you really don’t get what’s wrong with this, do you?