Yeah this type of mentality stopped for me when I was 18 and got balled the fuck up by my buddy’s girlfriend. I still owe her that $10 for calling her shot in my face.

lose to one and you are ridiculed

If you’re over 21 and not getting paid to play: lighten up a little bit, dude.

I love when people say they’re going to “call their attorney” like they ALL have lawyers on retainer and shit.

KTVU is trash anyways. KRON 4 life.

THOSE aren’t the real fans either.

Let’s remember some guys!

I can’t wait for the first press conference with this guy:

You’re so cute when you say dumb shit.

Just came here to say: fuck Margaret Thatcher.

I had an argument with a co-worker (who happens to be the daughter of the owner of the company) about inheritance. I said that it should be taxed to ALL FUCK because, let’s face it, you didn’t do shit for it.

First: FUUUUUUCK EA. Second: chill out.

El Naranja

I’m staunchly opposed to the death penalty, but shit like this makes me question my own ethics.

I just want to use this post to say that I’ve enjoyed Deadspin for about 5 years now, and it’s going to hurt when it’s gone.

The Town has an APB out on this POS. May he get his.

I just realized that he refers to himself in the third person. Learn something new every day, I guess.

You just summed up how I’ve been feeling since 2009. Excellent work.

My favorite part was where she stopped talking.