A one location entity does not qualify for this discussion.

All the staff replies to this re-affirmed my faith in this site.

In n out or Shake Shack

The amount of questionable punctuation and spelling in those emails hurt me.

The look on his face is like he’s trying to convince himself that his point is true.

I used the “hangs like sleeve of wizard” line recently and it killed. Small doses, that’s the key.

Carl Reiners and Mel Brooks-es of the future

white people sing dance chant bounce whatever to 99 percent black music and then role their eyes when a 5 black women walk in and start dancing.

This is the type of shit that keeps me coming back.

Ya did good here, son.

Giving acknowledgement to the comments in this thread, I’d like to petition The Root to implement a “NOT THE ONION” tag for future stories such as this.

This is the only comment in this thread IMO.

HE CAME BACK AND TRIED TO GET INTO ANOTHER GAME!!!!!

My favorite part was when he stayed at the gym after the fiasco was over.

My apologies MisterPiggins, but that one is a little before my time. Acknowledgements where acknowledgements are due!!

When he “stopped” doing WYTS it really lost a lot.

Since when is Bizarro Rob Lowe the Lakers GM?

What’s worse is they aren’t implying the invention but they’re implying making it popular. These motherfuckers act like Juvenile released “Back That Ass Up” in 2008. FOH!!!

This is legitimately the first time I’ve seen the man behind the makeup. This is a weird feeling.

Fun fact; “faggot” does not mean “a cigarette” in the UK.