Never thought of him as Muslim. Always thought of him as a fat guy who thinks he’s not fat because he’s rich.

Genuine question here:

Balrog

C’mon man, no one on that team passes a beer. They just hide it in their gloves during the game.

Told myself: “don’t click on it, she’s gonna frustrate the shit out of you.”

To everyone making the “time to turn off Kanye” comments. I better not see any of y’all in the comments when the article about his upcoming album is put up.

Scotty doesn’t know why you get it either.

I’ve snowboarded down some big mountains and people have told me I’m crazy.

Because Los Angeles.

this is the stuff I come here for.

Oh god dammit.

I’d watch that episode.

Trader Joe’s orange chicken is better than Panda Express.

Who was the first person to do the, “Aviici died?” in the office today.

I highly fuck with J Cole, and I totally understand why a lot of people don’t.

Whenever I see a D Rose highlight I’m reminded just how recent the advent of HD is.

Do you guys actually read these letters or do your eyes glaze over half-way through like mine do every, single, time?

I listened to it the other day while taking a shit.

Must be why he was so pissed off.

Worst part is she paid someone who probably looks like Milhouse a lot more than $5 to do that to her face.