You’re not crying, I’m crying.

That shit came out so effortlessly. It’s almost like he’s said it numerous times before.

At this point if you hate on Drake it’s because your girl likes him more than you.

More sad than the fact that people have to come to Deadspin to defend Barstool?

that woman probably has a tattoo that reads: “I just get along better with guys.”

*checks notes* having pictures of girls  chicks in bikinis

They remade Cabin Fever? Why tho?

That I’m lazy as fuck. I have three variations of the same one that I use depending on requirements. I really need a password manager lol

The level of difference in tone between his face and the palm of his hand grosses me out every time.

Believed every word of this. Fuck, what’s happening to this world?

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN

And speaking of wrestling I’m sure this also has absolutely no correlation to Wrestlemania being in 3 days, with former UFC superstar Ronda Rousey headlining!

I’d probably start watching UFC if this happened to be honest.

I’m sure it pushed a lot of people to the edge.

Fuck the Celtics, but Kyrie is dope to watch. I’m genuinely disappointed this is his first year away from the Cavs and he won’t be able to play them in a playoff series.

Iono, I read some of his discussion posts after he followed me and I can’t figure out what’s going on. If it’s NOT them, whoever the new person is needs to rethink their handle, because it’s tarnished. I’m 92% sure it’s him because I called him Locomotive and the then followed me because I “called him a troll”.

He followed me, and he’s more than likely going to follow you. Claims he “only follows accounts that have called him a troll”. Funny thing is I never even called him a troll, just called him Locomotive. He knows who he is and is trying to hide it.

I think God of War is played out.

My coworker just started cutting onions. Sonofabitch.

I’d bet money they been trying to sneak that in for a minute now and they finally figured it out with this.