Sports!

Shit!

Santa Cruz, CA isn’t a city. But it’s better than all these places listed.

This dude’s voice is so punch-able.

I haven’t bought a pack of post-it’s in 4 years. I swear, they just appear at my house.

So you’re saying you’re going to lay down some punishment if the pun isn’t really a pun?

I thought the same shit, but look at how his head glistens!

This sucks. I have a couple friends and an uncle who are cops out here. They’re good dudes, but I know in my heart they’ve seen and heard about shit like this going on, and they don’t say anything. It honestly is such an internal conflict to not yell in their face whenever they talk about their jobs.

People really don’t want Nick Foles to have a giant dong.

Point taken.

Holy shit that video of the girl being berated by those two fuckin guys is so cringe. I wanted to jump through the screen when that chubby guy started doing his forced laugh. “BECAUSE HE WANTED TO FUCK YOU AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

Found the Barstool fan.

I died.

DJ Shadow’sEndtroducing... (1996), RJD2’s Deadringer (2002), and Dilla’s Donuts (2006)

Warriors fan here: I can tell you that me and NONE of my friends wanted Steph when he was drafted. Small, jump shooting, kinda almost point guard but more of a shooting guard.

So your parents didn’t ask you how your day was after school either, huh? It’s ok, champ. People like you and you are good enough! It’s just your self-esteem that sucks big syphilitic donkey dick.

Dear god please, yes.

lol a pick 6 wasn’t coming on Philly’s FG attempt to push it to 8 pts. I’ll give you the fact that Pats fans will use it as ammo, but be serious: Malcolm Butler wouldn’t have made shit of a difference on the end result.

Cowboys fan.

I remember when the Giants won the WS in 2010. My dad cried. I looked over and asked if he was ok. Tears in his eyes he said, “I just really wish your great uncle Tony was here to see this right now.”