Baby, that’s all they need.

I’m saying this as a 30 year old man, the same way I said it as an 11 year old boy:

Even though he doesn’t own shit anymore that I care about, can I nominate Chris Cohan to that line?

Kerr played against Bill Laimbeer. Getting kicked in the nuts was what happened during the pre-game shoot around.

Kid wiped his mouth. He’s good.

Philly wins and we find out the cops really DID grease the poles and this time, it worked.

Do you know why people enjoy that shit so much? My friend is born and raised in Iowa and he just bought one of those ice fishing huts and keeps trying to convince me to go and I can’t tell him enough times that I don’t enjoy fishing so why would I enjoy it while being freezing fucking cold?

This is ace tennis humor.

You’re not the only one.

This piece made me feel so old.

Back in 2003, Timbaland crafted a criminally slept on album for Bubba Sparxxx called Deliverance

I think you’re right. We’re kinda seeing that this year with the Nick Young signing over giving Ian Clark more money. I feel like with the core of the team aging, adding an already mid-30's Lebron would actually be harder for them to make it through the entire regular season AND playoffs into the Finals.

What say you, oh wise sage of sports, about the rampant use of amphetamines in baseball? They help the players recover, which in turn yields better results. Are steroids worse than that?

That gif is saved in my phone now.

You right. I just need to stop clicking on the articles.

Why is the woman in the video continuously walking towards the camera?

Fuck man, this dude’s sentencing can’t come soon enough.

She is right, but so are all the people saying: “Yeah, but who is dying to see a Mo’Nique stand up special?”

This is me when people in my life tell me they are starting to dislike JT: