Problem is, there’s no objective minimum standard for “responsibility.” Nobody has to train, take a test, regularly refresh their skills, get certified or do much of anything before they can call themselves “responsible.”

He looks like the physical manifestation of impotence in human form.

Getting screamed at by this asshole sure sounds like a lot of fun:

Or, she could have had an assistant write that tweet. <adjusts tinfoil hat>

I think “doesn’t give a shit anymore” may very well be the correct interpretation.

We knew Cynthia was Team SJP when she posted this during the recent drama:

Um, did you just refer to the queen, Janelle Monáe, as “that pop star”?

I saw him at The Bungalows in Santa Monica once with a gaggle of 6’ women under 25. They seemed to think he was really charming. As an outsider, watching a 45 year old man entertain a bunch of 22 year olds was less charming.

If I were lawyer.com, I’d have paid her extra to do it in that accent she was doing a few years ago.

but where will i find cat images then

Watching Candid Camera try to prank him back in the day convinced me that he lived what he taught:

HOW DARE YOU

And if the trailer didn’t get you bawling...

The world didn’t deserve that man but I’m sure glad we had him. Thank you Mr. Rogers for being my friend when nobody else would.

It’s like society wants you to have children and then it punishes you for having children and at the same time hates you if you don’t want to have children.

I was surprised to read she’s a 24 year old playboy model when she looks about 16 and still at school.

Almost a year to the day since this story came up last time...almost like...i don’t know. a bird or something. rising from the ashes.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

In the era of trump and all the fuckery he brings, i’ve been using social media a lot less. I’m not looking at twitter, and barely using FB. I was having panic attacks about Nazis thanks to actual Nazis on twitter and current events. I’ve had some real emotion reckoning about old friends who think everything trump…

Terry is not going to backdown from violent backlash. Terry is fighting the good fight. Terry is a fucking national treasure. NINE NINE!