Yeah. I at first was going to make some trite comment about what a jerk Spitzer was or some such, but you know, this isn’t like smashing her Precious Moments figurines. Choking is dead serious.

Choking someone is a big fucking deal, you guys.

Ashley S. is pregnant. I hope this isn’t the end of her Bachelor career. She will forever be the GOAT Bachelor contestant.

Omg Jake. There was something so off about him. Vienna was a bit of a trainwreck, okay, but Jake was quite clearly a mean, abusive liar. The reason why this shows will never work is because the bachelor or bachelorette holds all the power so you baisically have all the potential suitors kowtowing to their every whim…

“I love the Constitution! Except when it doesn’t say what I want it to say. Then I just start making shit up.”

“We are just one justice away from the Second Amendment being written out of the Constitution altogether...And if you vote for Donald Trump in this next election, you are voting for undermining our Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms.”

THANKS OBAMA

the most in denial country, the most addicted country, the most apathetic country, the most docile towards corporate tyranny country..... etc.

We really are just the stupidest country...

The best debate is gonna be when Trump lets JEB! know *he was adopted*.

Oh man, in my mind EVERY morning radio host does this! Thank you for confirming!

Pretty sure you’re saying that we shouldn’t hush up poverty and pretend it isn’t there, as middle class america likes to do.

Does anyone else feel like this just a little like... poverty porn?

Mullah Ted Cruz. That guy is just itching to turn this country into the Republic of Gilead. His father is one of those dominionist creeps, and he is the acorn that didn’t fall that far from the tree.

When she lost the Senate race in California she refused to concede for a really long time, even though she was losing 55%-45%. She’s mistaking delusion for strength.

Seriously. I don’t think there’s one GOP candidate that I would trust to babysit a house plant.

As long as she has money, she will continue, as will Ben. Why? Because unlike say Christie, who might be considering abandoining this doomed venture for a different campaign, like say governor re-election or a Congressional seat or Cabinet position, these two have nothing else to do. She’s not employeed right now and…

I am seriously waiting for 10 minutes from now when Carly Fiorina *finally* says “Fuck it” and walks out in a wicked witch hat.

Neither does Palin, so you two now have something in common.

Same, tho mostly because I just have no fucking clue what Palin is saying at any given moment.