By the same token, “a million” in “A Million Moms” means “appoximately fourteen”.

In the sense that “mom” in “A Million Moms” means “nosy, moralistic asshole.”

“In hindsight, a few of the thoughts I shared, while well-intended, may have come across as more motherly than what they would expect from their state representative,” she wrote. “If anything I said offended them or made them feel uncomfortable, I apologize.”

I’m looking through your comment history and I am just blown away with how thoughtful and interesting you are. Gold star to you.

Abstaining from sex with clients is a solid idea for most everyone, except where it’s specifically in the job description.

Abstaining from sex with clients is a solid idea for any therapist tbh

Seems like if you’re a practitioner of a therapy that already isn’t completely accepted by the medical or scientific community that you should probably just abstain from sex with your clients if you don’t want to make your therapy look even more sketchy.

Wow. Just watching that scene takes me back to when I was 18 and it first aired.

San Francisco was a good one. I wonder if Pam is part of the reason the producers decided to make people live in a house and work/volunteer together, as she was too busy becoming a doctor to be lounging around the house watching Puck and Pedro fight.

Stephen. Nasty, messy Stephen.

The original Nyc and the San Francisco with Puck. God I am old.

I always laugh when people are, like, shocked when you walk or ride a bike somewhere that is a real destination, but then think it’s totally normal to drive to a gym so that they can ride a bike/go for a run without actually going anywhere.

$34 for ONE class?!?!?!?! Sweet Baby Jeebus, that’s a lot of money to ride a bike spiritually.

At one point it seemed like he forgot himself and was actually charmed by the President for just a second and then remembered he’s not allowed to like him. Such a sad state of affairs, really.

its true, they would have had to pull off a very good amount of coordination to do everything that the cops said they did. and they’re basically full-blown idiots, and I really can’t imagine its even possible for them to pull those things off

This dude.

I can’t make myself click on it. Reading the lyrics was cringe-worthy enough.

I thought this was common sense, too. What kind of goddamn filthy animal just chomps down on it? The same kind that allows food to touch on their plate, that’s who.

It’s an astonishingly simple and effective way to troll people IRL.

Eating the ends and the sides of chocolate off before eating the full bar is just common sense. Skip steps 4 and 5 though, that’s madness.