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I am just as shitty a parent as the next guy, and I’m sure I’m the last person who should be judging someone else’s parenting, but what kind of fucking idiot leaves a 15-month old alone in a car? Jesus.

I am not really familiar with Kendrick Lamar, but HE IS ALL OF US!!

My puppy should be higher. At LEAST HE’D spend his time supporting and snuggling everyone. And his opinions would be more valid than Kim Davis’ too (we should eat right guys! Let’s all walk. Walk? Should we walk? Food then walk? Walk then food. Food on walk? I love you. Food?)-brilliant compared to her.

“a devastating principled loss for us all and a very personal loss for Kim Davis.”

At what point did the State of the Union Address devolve into a beauty pageant complete with surprise guests in the audience?* The original idea was for the president to inform Congress of the actual state of the union and propose a program for the coming year. Not a show and tell for both sides to parade their

Apparently, some in the GOP believe Obama is going to perform a “same-sex” marriage at the SOTU. Kim Davis will utilize her special Jesus powers to protect them.

I’m so damn tired of the “bathroom argument”. It’s illegal for anybody to molest, in any sense of the word, someone in a bathroom. There is not currently a magical force field that keeps out men (since this usually revolves around women’s bathrooms) that is going to be dismantled by allowing trans folks in. And no,

You’re right once a person has served their time for a crime its totally cool to abuse and harass them. Police shouldn’t help people like that.

watching this with my sisters while baking a cake (trying out a brown sugar recipe for the first time) i heard mel gibson’s name and immediately went into a long speech of how he’d never win any lifetime achievement awards or be at an awards show again, only to turn around and see him on the screen. he’s like the

Um. I’d like to see this. Quentin Tarantino’s voice and personality and everything about him other than his movies piss me off. I imagine him being just like his character from From Dusk Till Dawn in real life.

Head phones and a limited amount of banal small talk. I work in a super square environment and I find shirt chats in the kitchen while getting tea or water seem to be enough. I am seen as hard-working when really I just do not want to talk about investment portfolios and private elementary schools.

Yay! Thank you so much for adopting an adult kitty. They are so often overlooked!

Talk about a viral video!

She is elegant af, tho.

I know we all make fun of Hill’s pantsuits, but in this context it feels like a fuck-you and I love it.

Does she mean she wasn’t surrounded by drug culture in suburbia?

Super easy for a white person to say. The reason legalization is a pressing matter is not so college kids can get high in their dorm rooms, but so that millions of Black people don’t end up with bullshit prison stints and criminal records that dramatically alter any chance at ever getting a stable job, housing, etc.

Oh god, I would spill food that wasn’t even in the same room on me if wore that much white ever.

As an old, Fargo 2 not only was brilliant in terms of acting and directing, it was also spot in capturing the icky drabness of the late 70s.