Cats are cunts.

Stay classy, Madge.

This is a child in the care of the state. It’s always horrifying when a teen dies, but especially so when she is out of the control of her parents and in a facility where her care is supposed to be assured.

I know. We’re supposed to be helping and protecting them.

Teens are generally pretty sturdy creatures. This is horrifying.

Anyone as obsessed by sex as these folks is a seething vortex of repressed kink. A good dominatrix could make serious bank with these folks.

Yeah, she died in a comfy bed while her beloved poor laid on the floor, having contracted infections from her famous twice-used needles, rinsed in cold water. The woman was kind of monstrous.

YOU SLUTTY BITCHES KILLED YOUR OWN PRESIDENT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

Keep the children away! She will suck their blood! I can tell by the evil in her eyes.

The problem with all this lifestyle content is that no one can afford shit anymore. I have a great job making good money and am paring back to about as basic as I can get, and I’m still $6k in debt. I can’t afford a vacation or new clothes or eating out or anything.

It’s good to be queen.

Oh, I agree. Just get fucking married already. But your boss calling you out on the teevee? Rude!

My thought exactly. You come in to work and no one will look at you all day....

If you’re Miss 2019 on her staff, how bad are you feeling right about now?

Martha is the Queen of All Things, and yet somehow she gets the colors she wears all wrong. Peach and khaki and nude...somehow she looks like she’s still in custody. If you were Martha’s stylist, what would you go with?

Kids don’t like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox, they’ll be a lot happier.

Well, then you are one of the bastard people.

You guys work too hard.

When given the chance to reach into the scabby festering cesspool of Republican potential nominees, she got right down there and scraped the bottom right off.

I thought Mitt Romney was as creepy a motherfucker as walked this planet, but Ted Cruz makes Mitt seem like Mr. Rogers.